thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
egberts: my life is just one big game of “how many people are gonna get this joke”
me: could this day get any worse
missnerdywings: rippopotamus: Me: Misha is gonna be a regular on Supernatural for season 9 and he’ll direct one of the episodes! My brother: Wow, how’d he manage that? Did he sleep with one of the directors or something? I JUST CHOKED ON MY ROLL
People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head