weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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toatorixthetimelord:

You’re bleeding because you don’t floss.

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
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killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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“I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.”
 Andy Warhol (via felicefawn)

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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